Sunday, June 10, 2012

Why it is so cool to be blogging again...

This blog is back and dagnabit it's a beautiful thing. Here is why:

1. The world has turned me into a super villain which means I have lists galore that are out of this effing world. You don't wanna miss that.

2. The world looks better when you view it through the lens of a list. So orderly, so clear, so organized. Ahhhhh. So lovely and pleasing to the eye.

3. You need a good solid list on your life. Everybody does. It is the 11th commandment, which is unwritten because it is implied by the fact that the Ten Commandments are written explicitly in list form.

4. I have new and improved $h!t to say. Deal with that. Last year was amateur hour, kid. We are doing it big in the Year of the 12.

5. This blog rules. Don't hate.

Peace and welcome back.

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